1. art 2. photography 3. dancing like napoleon
What is your campaign slogan?
Don't Drink Poison
Imagine it's your first day of duty as the Moderator of the Napoleon Dynamite Community and someone says to you, "Unless we do something now, evil robots will take over the earth in less than ten years"
What would you do?
"Lets party like its 1999!"
If you could have one mystical beast as a pet, what would it be and why?
I know the answer to this must classically be a Liger, but truthfully I would want a animal that could fly and had cool hair. So lets call it a Flamingino
If you had to watch just one scene, say you'd been imprisoned for eternity by evil overlord, what one scene from Napoleon Dynamite could you watch endlessly until saved by your loyal subjects?
I think it would have to be the chapstick scene...
Top three reasons to believe in Napoleon Dynamite.
1. Killer Dance Moves
2. First Suits
If you could take any food product and turn it into a tot, other than potatoes and create a tot, what would you select and why? I would have to say an apple, wouldnt that be interesting?
Do you know sign language? If yes, prove it.
Yes I do... prove it? there...
If you were going to the drive-in, perhaps to see a sweet film like ENTER THE DRAGON or CHOPPING MALL, but could only fit four other people in your car, what four people from history, fiction or the realm of magic kingdoms would you take as your guests? And if you could sneak someone in your trunk, who would that be? ok... I'd say Jesus, Buddha, John Lennon, Charlie Chapman and Robin Hood (cartoon version)
What is your favorite color other than blue, red, green or mint?
If you had one of those new fancy tape players that holds 5,000 songs, which 5,000 songs would play on it? I wont name 5000, but ill name some bands i like...
Weezer, Le Tigre, Neutral Milk Hotel, Fischerspooner, The Beatles, Led Zeppelin, and David Bowie.