What is your campaign slogan?
Mechalecha hi mecha mecha cholly ho!
Imagine it's your first day of duty as the Moderator of the Napoleon Dynamite Community and someone says to you, "Unless we do something now, evil robots will take over the earth in less than ten years"
What would you do? Mass produce vote for pedro shirts, and give them to everyone within a 10 mile radius, thus proving to the robots that we have large numbers (and talons) and they would not attack us.
If you could have one mystical beast as a pet, what would it be and why?
I'd want a unicorn, cause like, its a unicorn.
If you had to watch just one scene, say you'd been imprisoned for eternity by evil overlord, what one scene from Napoleon Dynamite could you watch endlessly until saved by your loyal subjects?
The opening bit with Napoleon calling Kip to come pick him up. It just captured the whole escence of him.
Top three reasons to believe in Napoleon Dynamite.
1. Numchuck Skills.
2.He can dance.
3.He can draw a mighty liger.
If you could take any food product and turn it into a tot, other than potatoes and create a tot, what would you select and why?
A bagel, cause u could like dip it in schmear, and itd still taste good..mmm- bagel-tots.
Do you know sign language? If yes, prove it.
Like, three words. Um....picture work?
If you were going to the drive-in, perhaps to see a sweet film like ENTER THE DRAGON or CHOPPING MALL, but could only fit four other people in your car, what four people from history, fiction or the realm of magic kingdoms would you take as your guests? And if you could sneak someone in your trunk, who would that be?
I'd take Elvis, Buddy Holly, King Kong and Da Vinci.
What is your favorite color other than blue, red, green or mint?
If you had one of those new fancy tape players that holds 5,000 songs, which 5,000 songs would play on it?
Do you really expect me to name 5,000 songs?
=W=eezer, and lots of Ska. Billy Joel, Jimmy Buffet, some old school punk, and all the weird al(bums).