guitar playing, fighting evil, dancing, and laughing
What is your campaign slogan?
Yo Ho, Yo Ho, a Pirates life For Me.
Imagine it's your first day of duty as the Moderator of the Napoleon Dynamite Community and someone says to you, "Unless we do something now, evil robots will take over the earth in less than ten years"
What would you do?
Say: "Cool" and then vanquish them with my skill of fighting evil that I developed by reading their minds.
If you could have one mystical beast as a pet, what would it be and why?
A llamonkey. A combonation of a llama and a donkey. I would want it because it is envyed for it's speedly reactions and it's cage fighting abilities.
If you had to watch just one scene, say you'd been imprisoned for eternity by evil overlord, what one scene from Napoleon Dynamite could you watch endlessly until saved by your loyal subjects?
I would watch the scene where Napoleon dances after Pedro's speech.
Top three reasons to believe in Napoleon Dynamite.
He has mad skills.
He has a llama.
He is DYNAMITE.
If you could take any food product and turn it into a tot, other than potatoes and create a tot, what would you select and why?
Chocolate. Because chocolate is good in any form.
Do you know sign language? If yes, prove it.
Yes. Watch my hand movements. Can't you see it? I told you I know sing language.
If you were going to the drive-in, perhaps to see a sweet film like ENTER THE DRAGON or CHOPPING MALL, but could only fit four other people in your car, what four people from history, fiction or the realm of magic kingdoms would you take as your guests? And if you could sneak someone in your trunk, who would that be?
Johnny Depp, Napoleon, Frodo Baggins, the lead singer of weezer, and Aldous Huxley. In my trunk I would have Jackie Chan, to watch my back.
What is your favorite color other than blue, red, green or mint?
If you had one of those new fancy tape players that holds 5,000 songs, which 5,000 songs would play on it?
All my flippin favorite ones. Duh.