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I'm out to prove I've got nothing to prove! [14 Sep 2007|01:08pm]

phoenix39
[ mood | excited ]

Skills: Photoshop skills, cooking skills, computer hacking skills, numb chuck skills, not-listening-but-making-it-look-like-I-am skills.

What is your campaign slogan?
Vote for Jane. She'll get large cookies to be served with lunch.

Imagine it's your first day of duty as the Moderator of the Napoleon Dynamite Community and someone says to you, "Unless we do something now, evil robots will take over the earth in less than ten years" What would you do?
Sign a peace treaty with the robots. We can share the planet.

If you could have one mystical beast as a pet, what would it be and why?
Do you even have to ask? I WANT A UNICORN!

If you had to watch just one scene, say you'd been imprisoned for eternity by evil overlord, what one scene from Napoleon Dynamite could you watch endlessly until saved by your loyal subjects?
The Dance Sequence! Ain't nothing better than that! While I'm waiting to be rescued, I'll be doing the dance along with Napoleon.

Top three reasons to believe in Napoleon Dynamite.
1. He's the best tether ball player in the school.
2. He made tether ball cool.
3. He's made me a better person. Okay, not really, but that seriously called for something cheesy.

If you could take any food product and turn it into a tot, other than potatoes and create a tot, what would you select and why?
Chocolate pudding!

Do you know sign language? If yes, prove it.
I know 75% of the sign language alphabet. *waves hands incoherently*

If you were going to the drive-in, perhaps to see a sweet film like ENTER THE DRAGON or CHOPPING MALL, but could only fit four other people in your car, what four people from history, fiction or the realm of magic kingdoms would you take as your guests? And if you could sneak someone in your trunk, who would that be?
It's be:
1. Me
2. Napoleon
3. Milo Ventimiglia
4. Harry Potter
5. Captain Jack Sparrow
6. Link from Zelda
Notice that I only chose men who are my heartthrobs? I am such a whore.

What is your favorite color other than blue, red, green or mint?
Black because I'm a happy emo kid!

If you had one of those new fancy tape players that holds 5,000 songs, which 5,000 songs would play on it?
Every song by Nickelback, my favorite American Idol finalists, the soundtracks to Rent and High School Musical (the sequel does not exist to me!), and The Wedding Singer. The other 3,877 songs will just be random stuff I come by.

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[18 Mar 2006|12:06pm]

magic_brownies4
hot sex on a platter
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[07 Jul 2005|12:18am]

innocentbtch47
[ mood | chipper ]

Skills:
1. Drumming Skills
2. Drawing Skills
3, Dancing Skills



What is your campaign slogan?
Vote for me or I will hunt you down and kill you.






Imagine it's your first day of duty as the Moderator of the Napoleon Dynamite Community and someone says to you, "Unless we do something now, evil robots will take over the earth in less than ten years"
What would you do?
Offer my protection to everyone. And make a pinata that looks like the evil robots, so everyone can bash them. lol




If you could have one mystical beast as a pet, what would it be and why?
Damn, gotta go with the Liger. Too good to pass up. lol



If you had to watch just one scene, say you'd been imprisoned for eternity by evil overlord, what one scene from Napoleon Dynamite could you watch endlessly until saved by your loyal subjects?
"Yes, I love technology, but not as much as you, you see....but I still love technology, always and forever."




Top three reasons to believe in Napoleon Dynamite.
1. Numchuck skills
2. Dancing skills
3. He's the head of Pedro's secret service! lol



If you could take any food product and turn it into a tot, other than potatoes and create a tot, what would you select and why?
Hmmm....that is tough. Because tots are damn good. lol Ooooh I would take frosted mini wheats, so the whole thing would be covered in frosting, not just half.



Do you know sign language? If yes, prove it.
Yes, but I can't prove it, so no.



If you were going to the drive-in, perhaps to see a sweet film like ENTER THE DRAGON or CHOPPING MALL, but could only fit four other people in your car, what four people from history, fiction or the realm of magic kingdoms would you take as your guests? And if you could sneak someone in your trunk, who would that be? Bam Margera, Ryan Dunn, Raab Himself, Adam Sandler, and Chris Farley.




What is your favorite color other than blue, red, green or mint?
Yellow.



If you had one of those new fancy tape players that holds 5,000 songs, which 5,000 songs would play on it?
Hmmm...won't list all 500, but most of them would be Sevendust, Sublime, Korn, Metallica, and anything else I can head bang or smoke out to. lol

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our very own kip [17 Feb 2005|09:32pm]

zammyzeit
you are cordially invited to join this thread, (please do not inform akurei_kami that napoleon dynamite is in fact, a movie) if you dont see the humor in this, please dont ruin it for the rest of us... its incredible!
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Hi, my name is Leigh [25 Jan 2005|04:58pm]

argyleremix_
Skills:
1. art 2. photography 3. dancing like napoleon
What is your campaign slogan?
Don't Drink Poison
Imagine it's your first day of duty as the Moderator of the Napoleon Dynamite Community and someone says to you, "Unless we do something now, evil robots will take over the earth in less than ten years"
What would you do?
"Lets party like its 1999!"
If you could have one mystical beast as a pet, what would it be and why?
I know the answer to this must classically be a Liger, but truthfully I would want a animal that could fly and had cool hair. So lets call it a Flamingino
If you had to watch just one scene, say you'd been imprisoned for eternity by evil overlord, what one scene from Napoleon Dynamite could you watch endlessly until saved by your loyal subjects?
I think it would have to be the chapstick scene...
Top three reasons to believe in Napoleon Dynamite.
1. Killer Dance Moves
2. First Suits
3. Tots
If you could take any food product and turn it into a tot, other than potatoes and create a tot, what would you select and why? I would have to say an apple, wouldnt that be interesting?
Do you know sign language? If yes, prove it.
Yes I do... prove it? there...
If you were going to the drive-in, perhaps to see a sweet film like ENTER THE DRAGON or CHOPPING MALL, but could only fit four other people in your car, what four people from history, fiction or the realm of magic kingdoms would you take as your guests? And if you could sneak someone in your trunk, who would that be? ok... I'd say Jesus, Buddha, John Lennon, Charlie Chapman and Robin Hood (cartoon version)
What is your favorite color other than blue, red, green or mint?
Orange
If you had one of those new fancy tape players that holds 5,000 songs, which 5,000 songs would play on it? I wont name 5000, but ill name some bands i like...
Weezer, Le Tigre, Neutral Milk Hotel, Fischerspooner, The Beatles, Led Zeppelin, and David Bowie.
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Heck Yes. [16 Jan 2005|07:28pm]

smell_bad_girl
[ mood | hungry ]

[Kip is singing to Lafawnduh after they are pronounced husband and wife]
Kip: Why do you love me? Why do you need me? Always and forever... We met in a chatroom, now our love can fully bloom... Sure the world wide web is great, but you, you make my salivate... I love technology, but not as much as you, you see... But I STILL love technology... Always and forever. Our love is like a flock of doves, flying up to heaven above... always and forever, always and forever... Why do you need me? Why do you love me? Always and forever...

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Killer Soundtrack! [16 Sep 2004|08:09pm]
i_facetious
Heck yes! The Napoleon Dynamite soundtrack! Flippin' sweet!
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goodtimes a-rollin [02 Sep 2004|10:49pm]

magic_brownies4
http://www.livejournal.com/community/join.bml?comm=we_are_ugly

join if you want to laugh.
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Flippin' Sweet! [24 Aug 2004|08:42pm]

hershey89
Skills: I play Gutiar, and I run the tech booth at my local theatre.



What is your campaign slogan?
Mechalecha hi mecha mecha cholly ho!





Imagine it's your first day of duty as the Moderator of the Napoleon Dynamite Community and someone says to you, "Unless we do something now, evil robots will take over the earth in less than ten years"
What would you do? Mass produce vote for pedro shirts, and give them to everyone within a 10 mile radius, thus proving to the robots that we have large numbers (and talons) and they would not attack us.




If you could have one mystical beast as a pet, what would it be and why?
I'd want a unicorn, cause like, its a unicorn.



If you had to watch just one scene, say you'd been imprisoned for eternity by evil overlord, what one scene from Napoleon Dynamite could you watch endlessly until saved by your loyal subjects?
The opening bit with Napoleon calling Kip to come pick him up. It just captured the whole escence of him.



Top three reasons to believe in Napoleon Dynamite.
1. Numchuck Skills.
2.He can dance.
3.He can draw a mighty liger.


If you could take any food product and turn it into a tot, other than potatoes and create a tot, what would you select and why?
A bagel, cause u could like dip it in schmear, and itd still taste good..mmm- bagel-tots.



Do you know sign language? If yes, prove it.
Like, three words. Um....picture work?



If you were going to the drive-in, perhaps to see a sweet film like ENTER THE DRAGON or CHOPPING MALL, but could only fit four other people in your car, what four people from history, fiction or the realm of magic kingdoms would you take as your guests? And if you could sneak someone in your trunk, who would that be?
I'd take Elvis, Buddy Holly, King Kong and Da Vinci.



What is your favorite color other than blue, red, green or mint?
Brown.



If you had one of those new fancy tape players that holds 5,000 songs, which 5,000 songs would play on it?
Do you  really expect me to name 5,000 songs?

=W=eezer, and lots of Ska. Billy Joel, Jimmy Buffet, some old school punk, and all the weird al(bums).
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[19 Aug 2004|12:53am]

hearthurtgirl
i'm making my friend a shirt and i need a picture of kip and i can't find a good one anywhere, please help!
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[10 Aug 2004|10:08am]

letterstoyou_
Napoleon Dynamite icons at admireicons!
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Flippin' Sweet Merchandise [09 Aug 2004|02:15pm]

break_in_parts

If you guys are looking for some sweet merchandise, it can be found here:

Flippin' Sweet Merchandise!

You won't look like an idiot wearing this stuff.

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[09 Aug 2004|01:06am]

endless_days
[ mood | amused ]

i saw napoleon dynamite again tonight. whoop! it was awesome! dang, i flippin love that movie!

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[06 Aug 2004|01:26am]

sosorryitsover
heck_yes_icons

napoleon icons! brand new, come join please!
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[05 Aug 2004|03:30am]

endless_days
[ mood | awake ]

napoleon dynamite= best movie everrrr!!!

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[01 Aug 2004|07:49pm]
see_you_later
[ mood | blah ]

Skills:
are needed to go out with someone.


What is your campaign slogan?
vote for peedro.





Imagine it's your first day of duty as the Moderator of the Napoleon Dynamite Community and someone says to you, "Unless we do something now, evil robots will take over the earth in less than ten years"
What would you do?
say, "shut up, this is the worst film ever, you guys are retarded."



If you could have one mystical beast as a pet, what would it be and why?
a freakin lyger, why do you think gawsh.



If you had to watch just one scene, say you'd been imprisoned for eternity by evil overlord, what one scene from Napoleon Dynamite could you watch endlessly until saved by your loyal subjects?
the one when napolean dances on the stage.



Top three reasons to believe in Napoleon Dynamite.
hes my lover.


If you could take any food product and turn it into a tot, other than potatoes and create a tot, what would you select and why?
raw egg. tasty.



Do you know sign language? If yes, prove it.
heck yes i do, your mom goes to college.



If you were going to the drive-in, perhaps to see a sweet film like ENTER THE DRAGON or CHOPPING MALL, but could only fit four other people in your car, what four people from history, fiction or the realm of magic kingdoms would you take as your guests? And if you could sneak someone in your trunk, who would that be?
i dont go outside. youre just jealous because ive been talking to s online all day.



What is your favorite color other than blue, red, green or mint?
aqua.



If you had one of those new fancy tape players that holds 5,000 songs, which 5,000 songs would play on it?
whatever songs i feel lyke putting on it, GAWSH.

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aaack! [28 Jul 2004|10:15pm]

feelinfrolicky
GEEZ! Your questions totally bite off of the official fanclub website. sadness. geez geez geez. hehe. outtie.

Do the chickens have large talons?

*Lo*
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Napoleon Dynamite SoundBoard v.2 [28 Jul 2004|02:53am]
theseguysfred
I made another SoundBoard with all new sounds...same link as the old one:

Hope you like it!

http://www.theseguys.com/pages/ND_soundboard.htm

Don't forget to check out the site too!
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[26 Jul 2004|10:57pm]

shelosthermind
[ mood | geeky ]

getting my napoleon onCollapse )

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[25 Jul 2004|02:21am]
godsavethaqueen
[ mood | really good movie ]

go see metallica : some kind of monster
it's a really good movie

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