1. Drumming Skills
2. Drawing Skills
3, Dancing Skills
What is your campaign slogan?
Vote for me or I will hunt you down and kill you.
Imagine it's your first day of duty as the Moderator of the Napoleon Dynamite Community and someone says to you, "Unless we do something now, evil robots will take over the earth in less than ten years"
What would you do?
Offer my protection to everyone. And make a pinata that looks like the evil robots, so everyone can bash them. lol
If you could have one mystical beast as a pet, what would it be and why?
Damn, gotta go with the Liger. Too good to pass up. lol
If you had to watch just one scene, say you'd been imprisoned for eternity by evil overlord, what one scene from Napoleon Dynamite could you watch endlessly until saved by your loyal subjects?
"Yes, I love technology, but not as much as you, you see....but I still love technology, always and forever."
Top three reasons to believe in Napoleon Dynamite.
1. Numchuck skills
2. Dancing skills
3. He's the head of Pedro's secret service! lol
If you could take any food product and turn it into a tot, other than potatoes and create a tot, what would you select and why?
Hmmm....that is tough. Because tots are damn good. lol Ooooh I would take frosted mini wheats, so the whole thing would be covered in frosting, not just half.
Do you know sign language? If yes, prove it.
Yes, but I can't prove it, so no.
If you were going to the drive-in, perhaps to see a sweet film like ENTER THE DRAGON or CHOPPING MALL, but could only fit four other people in your car, what four people from history, fiction or the realm of magic kingdoms would you take as your guests? And if you could sneak someone in your trunk, who would that be? Bam Margera, Ryan Dunn, Raab Himself, Adam Sandler, and Chris Farley.
What is your favorite color other than blue, red, green or mint?
If you had one of those new fancy tape players that holds 5,000 songs, which 5,000 songs would play on it?
Hmmm...won't list all 500, but most of them would be Sevendust, Sublime, Korn, Metallica, and anything else I can head bang or smoke out to. lol